日常小事（152）
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data-qf-origin="forum/20250726200806front2_0_1591266_FiNPw27qL9gRdq1DO188YAN3bHhv.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOS6jOWNgeWFreaXpeaZtA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/81/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p> 不能怨我太难过，这是当年我买给自己的生日礼物，用老公大头照做的人偶娃娃，它陪伴我度过了很多老公不在家的日子。因为太喜欢了，我跟老公说以后每年都做一个，他想象了一下那个画面，果断拒绝我的要求，说他会觉得瘆得慌。</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20250726200259front2_0_1591266_FnUoIUAVvUkhdxwX4L7V_dz_sNqS.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOS6jOWNgeWFreaXpeaZtA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/81/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="684" height="912" 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data-qf-origin="forum/20250726200259front2_0_1591266_FswBtt2ADChl5JGOfOPC8lLVDj3T.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOS6jOWNgeWFreaXpeaZtA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/81/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p class=""> 曝光渣狗嘴脸，此仇不共戴天。无辜脸，星星眼都没有用，等老爹看不见的时候，再给特补两脚。</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable " style="position: relative;" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20250726201223front2_0_1591266_FvBgaussCIDKBUpbzgY2HzKiRaKe.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOS6jOWNgeWFreaXpeaZtA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/81/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="684" height="912" 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data-qf-origin="forum/20250726201223front2_0_1591266_FsynYkFKWlvgk6nahhV_14rpeZz-.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOS6jOWNgeWFreaXpeaZtA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/81/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p> 老公回来第一件事就是给他安排缝补工作，大男人哪里会什么针线活儿，看他笨拙又小心翼翼的样子，又搞笑，又可爱。</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20250726201639front2_0_1591266_FnuUb2WaeOvyVHxFNA2y2sFtfA4s.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOS6jOWNgeWFreaXpeaZtA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/81/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="684" height="912" data-qf-origin="forum/20250726201639front2_0_1591266_FnuUb2WaeOvyVHxFNA2y2sFtfA4s.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOS6jOWNgeWFreaXpeaZtA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/81/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p class="" style="min-height: 25px;"> 看这针脚有点似曾相识，不得不感叹，不是一家人，不进一家门啊。其实妈妈说她可以帮忙缝补，我说这活得等我老公回来干。是不是有点矫情，我也这么觉得，但只有他缝补的，才不影响我继续喜欢这个娃娃。</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20250726202500front2_0_1591266_FodPRE7QuYyrFC8PtKSEpR7K9uso.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOS6jOWNgeWFreaXpeaZtA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/81/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="912" height="684" data-qf-origin="forum/20250726202500front2_0_1591266_FodPRE7QuYyrFC8PtKSEpR7K9uso.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOS6jOWNgeWFreaXpeaZtA==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/81/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p class=""> 安抚好媳妇，还不忘给他狗弟分块西瓜，渣雷吃的喷香。拿捏狗心这块，我老公也是整明白了。</p> <!----></div> 这就是传说中的孙红雷吗 油腻中年男 发表于 2025-7-26 21:21这就是传说中的孙红雷吗
对，心情好时是雷哥，生气的时候就是渣雷 好！！！！！！！！！！ 二十六日晴 发表于 2025-7-26 21:22
对，心情好时是雷哥，生气的时候就是渣雷
这DOG的模样，说实话跟网上说的一样，真的看起来挺欠揍，哈哈 油腻中年男 发表于 2025-7-26 21:35
这DOG的模样，说实话跟网上说的一样，真的看起来挺欠揍，哈哈
我觉得它眼睛小小的，大长脸，看起来很滑稽，心情不好的时候看看就会想笑，而且超级粘人，铁汉柔情那种 这狗真好，俺家那破狗，就喜欢吃饺子，一顿十来个 王德双 发表于 2025-7-26 23:01
这狗真好，俺家那破狗，就喜欢吃饺子，一顿十来个
什么狗狗饭量这么好，俺家狗是给啥吃啥，但我们也不敢给太多，怕拉肚子。有次我妈放在茶几上的药，都被他偷偷舔嘴吃了。 二十六日晴 发表于 2025-7-26 23:25
什么狗狗饭量这么好，俺家狗是给啥吃啥，但我们也不敢给太多，怕拉肚子。有次我妈放在茶几上的药，都被他 ...
我家是个比格与土狗的串串，小母狗，在老家养着，每天早上一开门就得出去溜达，我妈去哪它都跟着。外面溜达可能消耗体力吧，就爱吃。喜欢吃饺子吃鸡肝。喂得好，身体有劲，去年第一次生小狗，生了八只，今年第二窝，生了十只 王德双 发表于 2025-7-26 23:33
我家是个比格与土狗的串串，小母狗，在老家养着，每天早上一开门就得出去溜达，我妈去哪它都跟着。外面溜 ...
我觉得串串和田园犬都比较好养活，像这些品种好点的狗子都挺娇贵的，只能吃点狗粮，偶尔给掺和点人饭吃还行，吃不好就容易犯毛病。以前我家养的小狮子狗，也是吃人饭长得也壮壮的，只不过后来送走了。你家狗狗也挺能生，差不多的时候可以做绝育了。 二十六日晴 发表于 2025-7-26 23:48
我觉得串串和田园犬都比较好养活，像这些品种好点的狗子都挺娇贵的，只能吃点狗粮，偶尔给掺和点人饭吃还 ...
今年给狗做绝育，要不太伤身体了 你老公全才 啥都会 这狗是真丑啊 斯文孙_ 发表于 2025-7-27 00:45
你老公全才
我也这么觉得，脑子里面都是智慧，超级厉害的大魔王 尼莫的表哥 发表于 2025-7-27 00:55
这狗是真丑啊
哈哈，经常听到这种感叹，但我们丑的可爱，丑的讨人喜欢 “拿捏狗心”
感觉一语双关 发财哥 发表于 2025-7-27 06:16
“拿捏狗心”
感觉一语双关
不不不，千万不要多想 油腻中年男 发表于 2025-7-26 21:21
这就是传说中的孙红雷吗
这是林永健